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PAX Prime Postmortem (by Robert)

I wanted to check in with my review of our trip: an assessment of where I think we’re at with this RV thing.

What Went Right:

You have no idea how awesome it is to ride on this RV. It is engineered perfectly towards a singular purpose: being a perfect atmosphere for a geek on the road. If you want to play vidjagames, check. If you want to watch a movie or TV show, check (provided you can convince one other person to join you). If you want to sleep, there’s room for one or two people to attempt that scenario. If you want to read, no one’s stopping you.

There came times, about once every 24 hours, where a grin spread across my face at the realization of what a great time I was having. If I wasn’t experiencing a fungasm, it was most likely because I was awash with contentment or relaxation.

Every project we undertook for this trip bore fruit. The Bunk TV was an unmitigated success. I rocked Borderlands and Shadow Complex on this TV, and there really is no better way to play a game, in my opinion. We showed this apparatus to many people, and although the ridiculousness of it is immediately apparent, the true measure of its awesomeness is in just how practical and comfortable it is. Understanding this requires time with the device.

The total comfort of the sleeping situation was made possible by the inclusion of the single bunk bed, although I would have been perfectly happy with far less posh amenities. I slept on the top bunk each night, and that mofo could not have been better engineered or implemented. Solid as all get-out. Another unmitigated success.

Room for Improvement:

On the trip, we at R2P are on the lookout for any ways in which we could “fix” the experience or carry it to the next level. This trip rocked, but nothing is ever perfect. Everything may be made better through conscious effort and a healthy sense of self-one-upsmenship.

First, our storage situation seemed to be at a maximum, and I certainly wish I would have brought a spare bag for the swag/dirty clothes I accumulated. More storage or tighter packing may be in order for PAX East. We’ll see what’s possible there.

We also noticed a few things that broke or needed improvement (like the ledge behind the couch, the weather stripping on one of the outer storage spaces, or the charging area that somehow kept getting drenched in SoftSoap). The ledge will be a tricky project that should also remedy the cup-holder situation that has plagued us, so that should be a priority.

Aside from technical problems with the RV, the whole R2P experience should be working towards a larger goal. We at R2P are huge fans of the Child’s Play charity (childsplaycharity.org), so maybe there is someway to leverage our unique situation into cash-money for a worthy cause. We are looking into several angles regarding this, hopefully this will bear fruit. Any suggestions you may have, let us know!

In any event, we have several months and several nerds, so this $#!+ is gonna get realz.

In summary, I had probably the best time of my life on this trip. The whole package was necessary: The 4800 mile road-trip and the convention. I loved hanging with my friends, meeting new folks and experiencing the expo in the way I chose. Mike and Jerry deserve their success and earn my admiration many times over every time they open their mouths, and I thank them for fostering this community event. Many thanks to them, the Enforcers, the concert performers, the industry professionals and the 67,000+ attendees. See you at PAX East.

And miles to go before I sleep

Update: once again, this is a retroactive post.  I had opportunities to get this up, but was too busy driving or navigating to worry about it.  Pretend this post appeared at 7am MST today.

Minnesota, North Dakota, and Montana have passed under the tires of the RV since my last post.  We’re stopped at a Flying J for a gas / bathroom / stretch break (1 hr).

So.  Let’s talk about the Rockies, shall we?  I never thought they’d be easy, and indeed was more than somewhat concerned that we would be forced to fall out of the CCST.  That said, there’s a difference between knowing a thing is going to be difficult and doing a thing that is difficult.

These goddamned things have their own time zone.

I already told you we’re in Idaho, so I guess the secret’s out that we made it.  We lost sight of the caravan pretty early, radio contact not long after, and were without both for about an hour.  One thing that did surprise me was that going up was the easy part – cruising down off the last part of the range was downright terrifying.  Our visibility can’t have been more than 100 feet and felt more like thirty.  Every curve was preceded by a sign denoting “45 MPH” with an accompanying image of a box truck tilted up on two wheels.  It doesn’t take much imagination to see it rolling off the cliff the sign is buried in.

If my experience (the last half or so of the Rockies) is any indication, the RV handles a lot like one of those trucks.  We had to bring it down to near 45 on most of those turns to avoid tipping over.  Even then, I was taking advantage of the fact that nobody else wanted to cross the Rockies at 4 in the morning, and broadening my turns through both lanes.

I was constantly trying to balance speed with safety.  Because I prioritized the latter, we didn’t catch up with the main group of the CCST for probably forty minutes after clearing the steepest part of the mountain range, during which time they were all graciously travelling about five under the speed limit, keeping an eye out for us.

We pulled into the Flying J in Post Falls, ID at around 6:30am and I thankfully handed off the reins to Robert.

Two more stops…

Video Killed the R2P Star

Hey all, this is Robert.  I’m a second time Road2PAXer, having been on the first trip to PAX East.  This is my first Prime and obviously my first Cross-Country Super-Trip.  While I’ve helped (immensely, in my opinion) work on the RV modifications, my contribution to all this is as a humble nerd who is lucky enough to enjoy this crazy tomfoolery.  Now commenses my travelouge, punctuated with mildly applicable music videos.


Gary Numan Cars
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We pulled out of the KOA in Fargo at 8:30-ish today to meet up with the CCST for breakfast and such.  It’s safe to say that the fellow CCSTers lost their shit when they saw the RV and its ammenities.  Had we actually had a hood to our RV, this would’ve happened:

On we went through North Dakota’s gentle, rolling hills and a dearth of anything resembling civilization.  Honestly, N. Dakota was like that section of The Legend of Zelda where the screen kept repeating unless you travel in a certain pattern.  After 3 or 4 hours, we got the combo right and finally encountered all this damn majesty we’ve been hearing so much about.  Sprawling canyons, drumlins and pointy hills, cool-ass storm clouds, the whole shot.


Iron Maiden – Run To The Hills
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We next rolled into Pizza Hut 20 strong (next to Doc and Eddy’s Casino/JJ’s Chinese Cafe) and ate…there’s not much to say here, so I’ll move on.  CCSTer Mark, from here on to referred to as “Mark” joined us for a couple of legs on the trip.  “Mark” and we [us?] watched a few episodes of Archer and Futurama and got down on some Halo ODST (system-linked Firefight).  We think he enjoyed himself.  We think this a) b/c it’s impossible not to, and b) he told us.


Beastie boys – Fight For Your Right
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At the time of this writing, we are leaving Billings on route to Butte (heh), and I’m signing off.  The CCSTers have been going non-stop, sleeping in the backs of their respective vehicles while others drive, I can’t imagine their mental state.  But we’ll all keep on driving, and I’ll say it’s because we are road warriors so as to make us appear all noble and badass and whatnot.  Toodles!